food
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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120 jokes found.
classic
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
animals
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
work
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
science
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
music
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
sports
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
animals
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
school
Why did the math book look so sad?
It had too many problems.
classic
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.
food
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They would crack each other up.
animals
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.