tech
Why did the router go to school?
It wanted a better connection.
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tech
What do you call a robot who takes the long way?
R2 detour.
work
Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to work overtime.
classic
What do you call a dad who fell through the ice?
A popsicle.
food
Why did the chef get arrested?
He beat the eggs.
food
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
nature
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green.
nature
What did the mountain say to the hill?
Hi, cliff.
nature
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal.
holiday
What do you call a ghost's true love?
His ghoul friend.
wordplay
Why is a calendar so popular?
It has a lot of dates.
money
What do you call a bank that floats?
A river bank.