money
Why did the wallet go to therapy?
It had too many issues to unfold.
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money
What do you call a rich elf?
Welfy.
money
Why did the accountant bring a pencil to dinner?
In case he had to draw a balance.
work
What do you call a carpenter who loses his tools?
A saw loser.
work
Why did the man quit his job at the shoe factory?
He got tired of the sole crushing work.
animals
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
animals
Why did the frog take the bus?
His car got toad.
animals
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
classic
Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house.
holiday
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
holiday
Why was the turkey invited to the band practice?
It brought the stuffing.
holiday
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No idea.