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What do you call a dad who fell through the ice?
A popsicle.
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Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house.
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What did the dad say before the dad joke?
Nothing, he just smiled and waited.
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Why did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the devil out of it.
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What is a skeleton's least favorite room?
The living room.
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Why did the man run around his bed?
He was trying to catch up on sleep.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
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Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew chew train.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed.