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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
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Why did the frog take the bus?
His car got toad.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
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What do you call a duck that gets all As?
A wise quacker.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
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What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
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What do you call a magic dog on a boat?
A labra-canoe-dor.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling.
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Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.