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What do you call a ghost's true love?
His ghoul friend.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
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Why was the turkey invited to the band practice?
It brought the stuffing.
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What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No idea.
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Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.
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What do elves learn first in school?
The elf-abet.
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Why did the snowman look in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.