holiday
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him.
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holiday
What do elves learn first in school?
The elf-abet.
holiday
Why did the snowman look in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
music
What do you call a guitar that never practices?
Unstrung.
music
Why couldn't the piano get into its apartment?
It lost its keys.
music
What did the plumber say to the singer?
Nice pipes.
food
Why did the toast go to the party alone?
It was on a roll.
food
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
food
Why did the orange stop rolling?
It ran out of juice.
animals
What do you call a duck that gets all As?
A wise quacker.
tech
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
It lost its contacts.
tech
What do you call eight hobbits?
A hobbyte.