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Why did the chef get arrested?
He beat the eggs.
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What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
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Why did the toast go to the party alone?
It was on a roll.
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What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
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Why did the orange stop rolling?
It ran out of juice.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
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What do you call spaghetti in disguise?
An impasta in the witness protection program.
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
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How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.