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What do you call a guitar that never practices?

Unstrung.

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Why couldn't the piano get into its apartment?

It lost its keys.

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What did the plumber say to the singer?

Nice pipes.

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Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks.

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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two.

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What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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