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Why is a calendar so popular?
It has a lot of dates.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey.
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What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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I used to hate facial hair.
Then it grew on me.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.