wordplay
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time.
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tech
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
tech
What is a computer's favorite snack?
Microchips.
tech
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
food
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy.
animals
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.
classic
Why did the picture go to jail?
It was framed.
wordplay
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty.
animals
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
wordplay
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
animals
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
food
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing.