animals
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
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120 jokes found.
sports
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
classic
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
classic
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew chew train.
money
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash.
animals
What did the buffalo say to his son at drop off?
Bison.
food
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
food
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
animals
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
science
Why don't scientists trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
work
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
sports
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All the fans left.