science
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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animals
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
science
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no bell prize.
nature
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
classic
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
nature
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey there, bud.
food
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.
animals
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
music
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
classic
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
animals
How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling.
music
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two.