classic
How do you make holy water?
You boil the devil out of it.
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classic
What is a skeleton's least favorite room?
The living room.
sports
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
food
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
work
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
animals
What do you call a magic dog on a boat?
A labra-canoe-dor.
classic
Why did the man run around his bed?
He was trying to catch up on sleep.
wordplay
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey.
work
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a couple of days off.
animals
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
sports
Why is a baseball stadium always cool?
There is a fan in every seat.
food
What do you call spaghetti in disguise?
An impasta in the witness protection program.