animals
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
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food
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
nature
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
science
Why can't you trust an atom?
They make up everything.
science
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
classic
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two tired.
food
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
wordplay
I used to hate facial hair.
Then it grew on me.
classic
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
food
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
wordplay
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know y.
classic
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.