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animals

What did the buffalo say to his son at drop off?

Bison.

animals

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

animals

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.